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惹事生非
改革开放的大王庄首创“十星文明户”活动,村长成了电视台记者的采访目标。 可村长王长安心中有个麻烦事:不知谁在他门上挂了一只鳖,为了安慰妻子大凤的怨恨情绪,表示不怕诅咒,王长安将鳖炖着吃掉了。 县纪委主任将王长安叫到县里,给了他一个村民们集体按手印的奖状,县里树王长安为廉政典型。这下王长安可心中不安了,门上挂鳖是有人咒骂还是行贿他伤透了脑筋。他和大风分析:承包水塘的马牛来过他家,肯定是有事相求而行贿。大风来到马牛家从他媳妇改弟口中探出线索。可改弟误会了大凤的意思,反而让马牛送来一只鳖,慌乱中将鳖塞进纪委钱主任包里,害的长安有口难辩。 村里的精明人旺旺、与婆婆有小口角而怕被摘掉“孝顺星”的麦穗都有求于村长,他们看准村长为鳖的事着急,便谎称鳖是自己挂的。王长安为破鳖案慌不择路,闹出了许多笑话,最后,麦穗的丈夫洋芋回来道出挂鳖的原委时,大家都笑了,笑得那么开心。
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